About a year after Bill and I started dating, his ex-girlfriend Neenah began seeing a guy named Wil. Neenah and Wil moved into a house two doors down. Tina & Bill. Neenah and Wil. So weird. To make things even more awkward, they bought a blue Land Rover knowing that, at the time, Bill was driving a green Land Rover. I really can't stand this chick. She is my Newman in this unwelcomed Seinfeld parody. I don't understand why she would choose to move so close to us.
It seems like the only time I bump into her is at the end of a run when I'm all sweaty and wearing mismatched running clothes. I'm not sure if I'm suppose to be nice to her but I really don't want to be. Usually I bite my lip and say as little as possible.
After a short run Saturday morning, we literally ran into Neenah & Will (again) on the sidewalk. She asked if we had any left over flea medication. Her husband Wil promptly answered "Probably not honey, Bear's been gone for a while - why would you ask them that?" We said that we would look but probably didn't have anything. Stupid Neenah in her $5 knock-off Dior sunglasses then replied with "You guys use that cheap stuff, that cheapy cheap stuff - oh we don't want that."
Huh, what just happened? God I wish I could think faster. I mean why would you ask someone to give you something and then proceed to call them cheap. The more I think about it the more it pisses me off. That was passive aggressiveness at its best/worst right?
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My formerly local craft store & second home, Tall Mouse, is holding their first craft fair - Handmade Brigade!
I'm bumming though because I've haven't been able to make it to any craft fairs this year and am also missing Renegade Craft's first fair in SF because of a trade show. On the bright side, one vendor attending the craft fair in Cerritos is T&A Friendly. Creators of stuft acquaintances - a line of plush taxidermy animals. So cute and morbid!
