Oh snap Usnaps!

Good news! I may be the new sales rep for Usnaps!

It seems like something I can do on the side that might be fun too. So let me know if you or your friends would like to have Usnaps at your next party! In addition to wedding, Usnaps is also great for corporate events and other festivities.

Foreign Peter

After spending and evening with Stephen and Mannie, Bill and I started talking about having kids. We both want kids but want to spend a few years enjoying married life.

Tina: Do you think we'll know if our baby is ugly?
Bill: Hmmm... maybe but not really.
Tina: I would definitely know and I might hold it against you.
Bill: What if the ugly came from your side?!
Tina: Whaaaaaat?

I don't have much experience changing diapers but I think I can handle most things. However, there is one thing that makes me nervous. If we happen to have a boy I wouldn't know what to do with him. What I mean is I have absolutely no experience maintaining boy parts, in particular the mini Peter. What are you suppose to do with it. Where do you tuck it when diapering the baby? How do you clean it? With Q-tips maybe?

Official Wedding Photos

Official pictures are now available for viewing and ordering!

Do Something Special

I need this to make my butt happy.

Seconds to Win

Bill and I went to the Lakers opening game against the Houston Rockets. It was great to be back and our seats have improved. We moved one row up and to the other end of the row, bringing us about 12 feet closer to center. Yes!

Opening games are fun. We each got a XL purple t-shirt and “thunder sticks” to use to distract the opposing team. Bill and I each got a hot dog and some nachos to share. We watch a man sing the national anthem from the hall and find our new seats.

I love when the players make their entrance. The Staples Center drops this massive cloth and projects a short montage of the players. The cloth falls and is dragged off the floor. We cheer for the players while the USC band sitting above us plays in short spurts. The jumbotron is flashing some bad graphics and is asking us to make some noise. We look for the usual faces sitting courtside. My favorite is the real estate tycoon who is at every game dressed like an old skinny rocker in head-to-toe leather or Gucci and always in a hat.

It was my first time seeing Yao Ming play and he’s a friggin’ wall that just happens to look like a giant Chinese man. The game starts off slow and very awkward. The Lakers make the first basket and the crowd goes nuts. The Lakers loose their brief lead and by the fourth quarter were trailing behind by 8 to 10 points.

The crowd starts streaming out. I don’t understand why anyone would leave a Laker game early. Don't you know?? Over the years we have seen so many comebacks and it is always worth it to stay to the end. I think it’s rude and these people are lame fans. In true OG Laker style they tied the game with 13.9 seconds left to play.

Unfortunately, Shane Battier hit a 3-pointer and the Rockets won. It was such heart break. I won't even mention that thing with Walton and Brown.

I still love the Lakers though. Go Lakers!