Foreign Peter

After spending and evening with Stephen and Mannie, Bill and I started talking about having kids. We both want kids but want to spend a few years enjoying married life.

Tina: Do you think we'll know if our baby is ugly?
Bill: Hmmm... maybe but not really.
Tina: I would definitely know and I might hold it against you.
Bill: What if the ugly came from your side?!
Tina: Whaaaaaat?

I don't have much experience changing diapers but I think I can handle most things. However, there is one thing that makes me nervous. If we happen to have a boy I wouldn't know what to do with him. What I mean is I have absolutely no experience maintaining boy parts, in particular the mini Peter. What are you suppose to do with it. Where do you tuck it when diapering the baby? How do you clean it? With Q-tips maybe?