Customers I Love to Hate

There are certain customers that I absolutely cannot stand. They are the ones that just reek of BS and walk into your office like they own the place. I sink low in my chair to hide behind my computer screen but they are always doing something stupid so that you're forced to interact with them.

The one that came today makes unfunny jokes, checks the contents of the fridge, and strolls into the wood shop despite the large signs that state its a prohibited area. He is doing this and asking for freebies all in one breath. It's hard to hide my irritation and still he persists. He's so annoying that you're willing to do anything so that he'll shut the hell up.

Arrrrggghhhhh...